On
Wednesday, a Victoria’s Secret model threw out the first pitch. How to put this? She threw like it was the first time someone
put a baseball in her hand.
So,
the White Sox want women to throw out the first pitch; toss tee-shirts from on
top of the dugout; and work in the front office, as long as it’s in community
relations. This isn’t a 1950s’ mindset;
that would be an improvement, given that the All American Girls Professional
Baseball League was still in existence.
No, this is more Stepford Wives, updated for a new century.
And
let’s not forget Faith Day, the upcoming Sox promotion on August 30th. I kid you not. Several players and Willie Robertson from the
cast of Duck Dynasty will be talking about the presence of God in their lives;
here’s hoping that scheduled participants Gordon Beckham and Adam LaRoche
preach better than they hit. I’m sure
Adam and Gordon will be discussing Pope Francis’ recent encyclical on the
environment. What better venue to warn
against the evils of lead buckshot when hunting?
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