Wednesday, February 22, 2017

In a League of His Own


The other day, I mentioned all the good things Larry Himes did as general manager of the White Sox.  He also did one very bad thing, trading for Sammy Sosa.  When he took over as GM of the Cubs in 1991, Himes compounded his mistake by trading for Sosa again.  Chicago baseball has never been the same.

One of the reasons the Sox dumped Sosa, I heard, is that he refused to get with the program of hitting coach Walt “Let the Top Hand Go Free, My Child” Hriniak.  Talk about two wrongs making a right.  How often does a team trade away a young ballplayer who goes on to hit 609 career homeruns and yet get no grief from its fans?  How often does a player hit 545 homeruns for his new team and yet leave behind next to no good memories?  How often does a player like Sosa come around?  Fingers crossed, just once.

Yesterday, Sosa gave a blog interview in which he compares himself to someone of a higher power:  “It’s like Jesus Christ when he came to Jerusalem.  Everybody thought Jesus Christ was a witch [at this point Sosa laughs, maybe because he’s using a different version of the New Testament than I do], and he was our savior.  So if they talk [crap] about Jesus Christ, what about me?”  

Sosa also refers to Wrigley Field as “my house”; brags that he hit more homers for the Cubs than Ernie Banks; and claims “I put Chicago on the map.”  Truly, we are not worthy.

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