Wednesday, February 15, 2017

What's in a Name?




The following notes and musings are from someone who tells people having problems spelling his name not to panic, “It’s Polish for ‘Smith’”:

I see the recently retired Prince Fielder is going to have a cooking show, with the tentative title of “Fielder’s Choice.”  My wife, guilt-ridden carnivore that she is, wants to know if there will be any vegetarian segments, given that Fielder said several years ago he had gone over to the side of nuts, berries and vegetables.  Stay tuned.

Fielder no longer has to worry about spring training, and he never had to worry about catching on with a team the way pitcher Bobby LaFromboise has to.  The 30-year old right hander is hoping the Rangers will be his third major-league team.  Lefty Rob Zastryzny—I have no idea what he tells people trying to spell his name—is still pretty young at 24 and still with his first organization, the Cubs.  If Zastryzny breaks camp with the big-league club, maybe teammates will call him Z-Man.  It fits.
A little before Clare was born, I followed the progress of a Cleveland farmhand, pitcher Carl Keliipuleole; all I can say is, if you have a hard name like mine, you’re drawn to people with hard names.  Keliipuleole could’ve been the K-Man before all other k-men.
These are the things I think about when the season is even too new for hope to spring.    
            
 

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